Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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