btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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