Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize