You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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