he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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