I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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