I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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