ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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