When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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