Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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