Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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