I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
