Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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