Swine flu. Run for my life!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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