dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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