She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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