How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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