I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
