wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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