Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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