Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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