i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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