next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Four minutes until I can fart!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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