When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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