I wish I only lived at night.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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