I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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