I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's blow job season.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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