you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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