she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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