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But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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