OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
