I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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