My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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