either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The Olympian is in my bed
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think people are normalizing furries
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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