The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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