check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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