I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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