Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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