Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Two words: nipple clamps
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