We're like a lot better than the average bears
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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