a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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