He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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