I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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