The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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