just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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