Yo dont text me then not text me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Boobs are out for the taking
My ass is underappreciated
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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