Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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