Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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