This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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