MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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