are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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