Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
