omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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